Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Coffee-Turtle

    Coffee-Turtle said, over 3 years ago

    warm blooded
    live births
    AND have mammary glands so as to feed their young.
    (Three out of four)?

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    But the platypus is cold-blooded and lays eggs.
    Must have been designed by a committee.

  3. mkahn

    mkahn said, over 3 years ago

    whale

  4. halibaitor

    halibaitor said, over 3 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Sorry, but the platypus is warm-blooded…

  5. Radish

    Radish GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Save the bales.

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    @halibaitor

    I thought I’d read somewhere that the platypus was cold-blooded, but all the online sources state that it has a lower temperature than most mammals.
    Still say it looks like it was designed by a committee.

  7. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Platypus is a mammal and a monotreme only two types in existence. We are placentals, Australia has most of the marsupials ( pouch).
    -
    Platypus has certain active reptile genes. Thy only mammal with venom carrying spurs.

  8. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    It was designed by Evolution.

  9. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 3 years ago

    There come a day when you’ll smell land but there be no land…

  10. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 3 years ago

    Logic in service of a weak pun? I heap scorn upon you, Dogbert! Heap! Heap!

  11. Nun'Ya Bidness

    Nun'Ya Bidness said, over 3 years ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    I disagree:
    Platypus designed by God, just to make humans scratch their heads and go, “Huh?”

  12. The Life I Draw Upon

    The Life I Draw Upon said, over 3 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    US, UN, or EU?

  13. unnormal

    unnormal said, over 3 years ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    I always had the notion that ‘design’ implied intent.

  14. ewalnut

    ewalnut said, over 3 years ago

    Wait, you’re saying whales DON’T have hair?

  15. DragonRydr

    DragonRydr said, over 3 years ago

    @Coffee-Turtle

    Actually, whales have all four characteristics. They DO have hair, are warm blooded, have live births and mammary glands to feed their young. Four out of four.

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