Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

Comments (19) (Please sign in to comment)

  1. Coffee-Turtle

    Coffee-Turtle said, over 2 years ago

    warm blooded
    live births
    AND have mammary glands so as to feed their young.
    (Three out of four)?

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 2 years ago

    But the platypus is cold-blooded and lays eggs.
    Must have been designed by a committee.

  3. bawana

    bawana said, over 2 years ago

    I thought the song said: two out of three ain’t bad.

  4. mkahn

    mkahn said, over 2 years ago

    whale

  5. halibaitor

    halibaitor said, over 2 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Sorry, but the platypus is warm-blooded…

  6. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Save the bales.

  7. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 2 years ago

    @halibaitor

    I thought I’d read somewhere that the platypus was cold-blooded, but all the online sources state that it has a lower temperature than most mammals.
    Still say it looks like it was designed by a committee.

  8. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Platypus is a mammal and a monotreme only two types in existence. We are placentals, Australia has most of the marsupials ( pouch).
    -
    Platypus has certain active reptile genes. Thy only mammal with venom carrying spurs.

  9. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    It was designed by Evolution.

  10. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 2 years ago

    There come a day when you’ll smell land but there be no land…

  11. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 2 years ago

    Logic in service of a weak pun? I heap scorn upon you, Dogbert! Heap! Heap!

  12. Nun'Ya Bidness

    Nun'Ya Bidness said, over 2 years ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    I disagree:
    Platypus designed by God, just to make humans scratch their heads and go, “Huh?”

  13. The Life I Draw Upon

    The Life I Draw Upon said, over 2 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    US, UN, or EU?

  14. unnormal

    unnormal said, over 2 years ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    I always had the notion that ‘design’ implied intent.

  15. ewalnut

    ewalnut said, over 2 years ago

    Wait, you’re saying whales DON’T have hair?

  16. Load the rest of the comments (4).