Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Think harder, Dogbert…

  2. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, about 2 years ago

    Dilbert’s affirmation is to make Dogbert a respectable pet, no matter how unlikely.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 2 years ago

    ‘Honey BooBoo will be canceled … Honey Booboo will be canceled … Honey Booboo will be canceled …
    ’Firefly and Farscape will return to TV, Firefly and Farscape will return to TV …
    Hey … it’s worth a shot!

  4. Prof d'anglais

    Prof d'anglais said, about 2 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    If the rest of the world had the foggiest what you were talking about, we might agree. Exactly which language are you speaking?

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 2 years ago

    Affirmative, Dilly. Don’t you get it?

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 2 years ago

    @Prof d'anglais

    If I say Honey Booboo will be canceled fifteen times … maybe it’ll happen!l Wasn’t the point of the cartoon that if you write down something fifteen times … it’ll happen?
    And … maybe Firefly and Farscape will return to TV … one can only hope!

  7. Shawn

    Shawn said, about 2 years ago

    In the book DILBERT FUTURE Scott Adams attributes his success as a cartoonist to writing down affirmations. He talks quite seriously about alternate dimensions and sliding between them.

  8. mkahn

    mkahn said, about 2 years ago

    Led Zeppelin will reunite
    Led Zeppelin will reunite
    Led Zeppelin will reunite
    Led Zeppelin will reunite
    Led Zeppelin will reunite
    Led Zeppelin will reunite
    Led Zeppelin will reunite
    Led Zeppelin will reunite
    Led Zeppelin will reunite
    Led Zeppelin will reunite
    Led Zeppelin will reunite
    Led Zeppelin will reunite
    Led Zeppelin will reunite
    Led Zeppelin will reunite
    Led Zeppelin will reunite
    (Are you listening Robert Plant?)

  9. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, about 2 years ago

    I went with, “Write something down fifteen times today.” Seemed like a win-win.

  10. seldon913

    seldon913 said, about 2 years ago

    @mkahn

    I don’t think John Bonham is listening.

  11. mkahn

    mkahn said, about 2 years ago

    @seldon913

    But Jason Bonham might be…

  12. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, about 2 years ago

    Some of the comments here show that, indeed, the line between affirmations and wishful thinking is a thin one!

  13. Cuddleman

    Cuddleman said, about 2 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    I agree with you whole heartedly, I love Firefly and Farscape.

  14. seldon913

    seldon913 said, about 2 years ago

    @Cuddleman

    I’d be happy with a second Serenity movie.

  15. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, about 2 years ago

    I tried that and it didn’t work. I still can’t play piano.

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