Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem said, 4 months ago

    When door etiquette goes awry…

  2. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 4 months ago

    The really akward part is Dilbert was still sitting in the stall.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

    Worse … he hasn’t had a chance to ’go’yet.

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 4 months ago

    It’s the guy’s own fault for artificial and meaningless “politeness” in holding the door, Dilbert! No guilt trip on you this time!

  5. MadCow

    MadCow said, 4 months ago

    Been on both ends of this many times. Awkward either way.

  6. Kasper

    Kasper said, 4 months ago

    Politeness is a curse: ask a Japanese. (He won’t tell you!)

  7. Dragon0131

    Dragon0131 said, 4 months ago

    I’ll stand and hold the door for someone who’s at that awkward distance under limited circumstances. 1) I’m running early. 2) Elderly people are behind me. 2) I’m at church. Sometimes I’ll wait until people get closer before I even think about opening the door.

  8. mkahn

    mkahn said, 4 months ago

    This guy should’ve held the door open…
    door

  9. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, 4 months ago

    It always pays to be courteous.

  10. Teresa

    Teresa said, 4 months ago

    @mkahn

    ummm, can you say:
    Some people need to take a class before they own pets or pre-create children!

  11. MagicFan

    MagicFan said, 2 months ago

    @Teresa

    In Bujold’s Vorkosigan Adventures series, Beta Colony requires you to get a license before you can have children. They enforce that too.

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