Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem said, 5 months ago

    I knew that ‘butt’ would figure somewhere in there.

  2. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 5 months ago

    And whatever you do, don’t ask his mutt.

  3. MadCow

    MadCow said, 5 months ago

    …or she’d be a mermaid

  4. mkahn

    mkahn said, 5 months ago

    Well, it’s better than what Dogbert would write… he would compose ‘doggerel’.

  5. StCleve72

    StCleve72 said, 5 months ago

    @mkahn

    Nice one!

  6. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, 5 months ago

    He just needs to add ‘Burma Shave’ at the end.

  7. GerardoDreadful

    GerardoDreadful said, 5 months ago

    lovely!

  8. Teresa

    Teresa said, 5 months ago

    He’s an engineer, not a poet, da**it!
    snerk

  9. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 5 months ago

    Such a romantic poem!
    No wonder Dilbert is eternally single!

  10. Blackwolff9

    Blackwolff9 said, 5 months ago

    At least it rhymes.

  11. ChappellGirl5

    ChappellGirl5 said, 5 months ago

    Oh I so LOL-ed at this one LOL

  12. rgcviper

    rgcviper said, 5 months ago

    Feel the love.

  13. MagicFan

    MagicFan said, 3 months ago

    Nobody I know would want to get that.

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