Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, almost 2 years ago

    It’s survival of the cutest.

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @Linux0s

    And least annoying…

  3. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Dolphins are not household pests.
    Those flies are dolphin safe.

  4. Red Phantom

    Red Phantom said, almost 2 years ago

    Dolphins don’t crawl on garbage and then your food.

  5. zoidknight

    zoidknight said, almost 2 years ago

    @Red Phantom

    And they do not poop in your food and lay eggs in it either.

  6. Coffee-Turtle

    Coffee-Turtle said, almost 2 years ago

    @zoidknight

    zoidknight said, about 2 hours ago

    @Red Phantom

    And they do not poop in your food and lay eggs in it either.
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    Nuff Sed! :-D ewwww!

  7. The Life I Draw Upon

    The Life I Draw Upon said, almost 2 years ago

    I was just thinking about them this morning. I saw an instructor tell two dolphins to create a new trick. They went under water and appeared to talk. Afterward they went to the surface together and went backwards on their tails in sync. They had created a new trick together.
    .
    A scientist found that they had the same length of sound and frequency of “words” that humans have, indicating a pattern separate from random sounds and echolocation.
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    Wouldn’t it be something if we found that they had trained us to give them free food, and were laughing at us.

  8. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 2 years ago

    Dogbert, re your questions in panel 2: yes.

  9. Kylie2112

    Kylie2112 said, almost 2 years ago

    Dolphins are sex-crazed homicidal maniacs (seriously, they kill porpoises for fun). And orca are not whales, they’re dolphins (and the deadliest marine predator…they kill great white sharks to keep them from getting into orca territory and getting a cut of their prey).

  10. Coolio Say What

    Coolio Say What said, almost 2 years ago

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  11. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, almost 2 years ago

    I’ve never yet seen a movie where a guy invents a transporter machine and when trying it out he accidentally comes out with a dolphin head.

  12. Glass Hole

    Glass Hole GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    $ A Billion Dollar Idea $ - Canned Dolphin, that contains Flies..

  13. Glass Hole

    Glass Hole GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @Kylie2112

    Kylie2112 - Hunt ’em down.!!

  14. 5+8=64

    5+8=64 said, almost 2 years ago

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  15. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, almost 2 years ago

    @The Life I Draw Upon

    Could that scientist be Dr. John C. Lily? Dolphins take in 4X as much information by sound as we do by sight. They communicate many times faster too. And most of the wavelengths are beyond our hearing. They were found to be also speaking English at a rapid speed. Either copying or imitating.

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