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   Linux0s said, 5 months ago

   It’s survival of the cutest.
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   margueritem said, 5 months ago

   @Linux0s

   And least annoying…
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   Radish said, 5 months ago

   Dolphins are not household pests.
   Those flies are dolphin safe.
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   misschili said, 5 months ago

   Dolphins don’t puke on things so they can ingest the now-liquid things. Not to mention that there’s not a SeaWorld equivalent for flies!
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   Red Phantom said, 5 months ago

   Dolphins don’t crawl on garbage and then your food.
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   zoidknight said, 5 months ago

   @Red Phantom

   And they do not poop in your food and lay eggs in it either.
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   Coffee-Turtle said, 5 months ago

   @zoidknight

   zoidknight said, about 2 hours ago

   @Red Phantom

   And they do not poop in your food and lay eggs in it either.
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   Nuff Sed! :-D ewwww!
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   The Life I Draw Upon said, 5 months ago

   I was just thinking about them this morning. I saw an instructor tell two dolphins to create a new trick. They went under water and appeared to talk. Afterward they went to the surface together and went backwards on their tails in sync. They had created a new trick together.
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   A scientist found that they had the same length of sound and frequency of “words” that humans have, indicating a pattern separate from random sounds and echolocation.
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   Wouldn’t it be something if we found that they had trained us to give them free food, and were laughing at us.
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   Sisyphos said, 5 months ago

   Dogbert, re your questions in panel 2: yes.
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    Kylie2112 said, 5 months ago

    Dolphins are sex-crazed homicidal maniacs (seriously, they kill porpoises for fun). And orca are not whales, they’re dolphins (and the deadliest marine predator…they kill great white sharks to keep them from getting into orca territory and getting a cut of their prey).
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    Coolio Say What said, 5 months ago

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    Rickapolis said, 5 months ago

    I’ve never yet seen a movie where a guy invents a transporter machine and when trying it out he accidentally comes out with a dolphin head.
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    Ice Hole said, 5 months ago

    $ A Billion Dollar Idea $ - Canned Dolphin, that contains Flies..
    
    
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    Ice Hole said, 5 months ago

    @Kylie2112

    Kylie2112 - Hunt ’em down.!!
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    5+8=64 said, 5 months ago

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