Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

Recommended

Comments (14) (Please sign in to comment)

  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 5 months ago

    The Grape of Wrath.

  2. Radish

    Radish said, 5 months ago

    What’s eating Dilbert Grape?

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 5 months ago

    Most groceries or delicatessens will gladly allow a free sample (as long as it is small). It is Dilbert’s fortune to be caught by a rules-enforcing little Mr. Big….

  4. unnormal

    unnormal said, 5 months ago

    These days, you’re likely to get poisoned if you don’t wash your produce before eating it . . .


    . . . or even if you DO wash it, come to think of it:


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exBEFCiWyW0

  5. kevin78661

    kevin78661 said, 5 months ago

    @Sisyphos

    Actually……….NO THEY DON’T, It is considered theft!

  6. win

    win said, 5 months ago

    @Radish

    Huzzah! Leonardo pre-crappio (he was excellent in his role).

  7. ewalnut

    ewalnut said, 5 months ago

    Just weigh another grape.

  8. Radish

    Radish said, 5 months ago

    @win

    And Johnny Depp!

  9. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, 5 months ago

    I got caught eating a plum in the grocery store when I was very young. I thought the guy was going to hit me. I really did.

  10. Whoisthecomicguy

    Whoisthecomicguy said, 5 months ago

    @Rickapolis

    It would be illegal for him to hit you. I understand that you were young though.

  11. Skoally

    Skoally said, 5 months ago

    I feel so much better, myself, now that I know Dilbert weighs more than I do

    >.<

  12. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 5 months ago

    @kevin78661

    Au contraire, Kevin78661! My deli counter frequently offers samples!

  13. MPeters

    MPeters said, 5 months ago

    @Sisyphos

    If they offer samples, fine. Simply taking something off the shelf is not fine.
    Back to Dilbert, why can’t he just pay $5 and call it good?

  14. Hanno

    Hanno said, 5 months ago

    Here in Cambodia sampling the merchandise before purchase is normal and accepted.

  15. Refresh Comments.