Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, over 1 year ago

    Botany suicide

  2. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 1 year ago

    " …don’t become a counselor."

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    If Dilbert’s personality drives a plant to suicide, why does he even try to get a girlfriend?

  4. mkahn

    mkahn said, over 1 year ago

    Dilbert should never get a Venus Flytrap…

  5. sandra mackin

    sandra mackin GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @mkahn

    LOL

  6. Rick Ace

    Rick Ace said, over 1 year ago

    I think Dogbert planted that little piece of paper.

  7. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, over 1 year ago

    @pouncingtiger

    Herbicide?

  8. Glass Hole

    Glass Hole GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    That is just great, Dilbert.!! Only if you had just kept quiet..

  9. tiny dancer

    tiny dancer said, over 1 year ago

    I work at a police department, and one of our investigators tried to keep a fish at work. He had two of them commit suicide before giving up. One jumped down the drain as he changed his water and another jumped out onto the desk overnight. Police departments aren’t conducive to good mental health, evidently, even for fish!

  10. Neo Blakkrstal

    Neo Blakkrstal said, over 1 year ago

    @pouncingtiger

    No, it’s Botany Bay.

  11. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    This is a tremendous discovery, plants can hear, think, reason and write in the English language!

  12. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    @Neo Blakkrstal

    Australian penal colony opened up in 1788 after the USA one was closed down.

  13. filozzrd

    filozzrd GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Careful what you say around houseplants. They have feelings too… was Dilbert really that vacuous?

  14. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 1 year ago

    @ossiningaling

    Very well done.

  15. 5+8=64

    5+8=64 said, over 1 year ago

    Neither can I THUD

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