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   Linux0s said, 6 months ago

   Keep in mind that pick-up line has an expiration date.
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   wecatsgocomics said, 6 months ago

   Gosh, I think Dogbert is being sarcastic! At least I hope so!
   
   Hey, I heard that, originally, Scott was going to call him “Dildog.” I think he made the right choice.
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   Sisyphos said, 6 months ago

   This was back in Mel’s “Mad Max” days…. But somehow i have a suspicion the line wouldn’t have worked for Dilbert.
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   MadCow said, 6 months ago

   @Linux0s

   I think that expiration date has come and gone.
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   wayne_e_day said, 6 months ago

   It’s 2012. We have to substitute Justin Bieber.
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 6 months ago

   re: debbie jordan

   What “real truth?” the guy has been an alcoholic since his youth, but despite that, he’s managed to produce some pretty good works. Sadly, he never gave the booze up, and so the last few years, it’s “caught up with him”. His outbursts are symptomatic of somebody who is going nuts from long-term alcohol abuse. Just like other drugs, you can’t do alcohol like that for 30, 40, or more years and expect good things to happen. The brain, liver, and often other body parts start failing.
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   route66paul said, 6 months ago

   Now, if Dilbert went into the wrong bar, he might be called a “silly savage”.
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   Omnius said, 6 months ago

   Now Mel Gibson would make it certain no woman will fall for that idiotic pickup line.
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   Pacopuddy said, 6 months ago

   @Debbie Jordan

   I have to agree – not attractive at all. Nor is Kevin Costner.
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    Pacopuddy said, 6 months ago

    @wayne_e_day

    Justin Bieber?
    JUSTIN BIEBER?
    But he’s only 9, isn’t he? (And what we would call around here, a bit of a ‘laddy-lass’)
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    The Wolf In Your Midst said, 6 months ago

    @Linux0s

    Expiration date? I’d say it was dead on arrival.
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    Rickapolis said, 6 months ago

    I can’t speak for the ladies, but it seems to me that a drunken anti-semmite would seem a poor choice as a companion.
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    angusdad said, 6 months ago

    @wayne_e_day

    UGH! When the young teenage girls get a bit older they will drop Justin like a hot potato
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    KasparV said, 6 months ago

    @Pacopuddy

    Justin Bieber is a lesbian.
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    Ice Hole said, 6 months ago

    The Goose has become completely fried.. RIP
    
    
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