Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, almost 2 years ago

    Keep in mind that pick-up line has an expiration date.

  2. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 2 years ago

    This was back in Mel’s “Mad Max” days…. But somehow i have a suspicion the line wouldn’t have worked for Dilbert.

  3. MadCow

    MadCow GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @Linux0s

    I think that expiration date has come and gone.

  4. wayne_e_day

    wayne_e_day said, almost 2 years ago

    It’s 2012. We have to substitute Justin Bieber.

  5. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 2 years ago

    re: debbie jordan

    What “real truth?” the guy has been an alcoholic since his youth, but despite that, he’s managed to produce some pretty good works. Sadly, he never gave the booze up, and so the last few years, it’s “caught up with him”. His outbursts are symptomatic of somebody who is going nuts from long-term alcohol abuse. Just like other drugs, you can’t do alcohol like that for 30, 40, or more years and expect good things to happen. The brain, liver, and often other body parts start failing.

  6. route66paul

    route66paul said, almost 2 years ago

    Now, if Dilbert went into the wrong bar, he might be called a “silly savage”.

  7. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, almost 2 years ago

    @Debbie Jordan

    I have to agree – not attractive at all. Nor is Kevin Costner.

  8. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, almost 2 years ago

    @wayne_e_day

    Justin Bieber?
    JUSTIN BIEBER?
    But he’s only 9, isn’t he? (And what we would call around here, a bit of a ‘laddy-lass’)

  9. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, almost 2 years ago

    @Linux0s

    Expiration date? I’d say it was dead on arrival.

  10. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, almost 2 years ago

    I can’t speak for the ladies, but it seems to me that a drunken anti-semmite would seem a poor choice as a companion.

  11. angusdad

    angusdad said, almost 2 years ago

    @wayne_e_day

    UGH! When the young teenage girls get a bit older they will drop Justin like a hot potato

  12. KasparV

    KasparV said, almost 2 years ago

    @Pacopuddy

    Justin Bieber is a lesbian.

  13. Glass Hole

    Glass Hole GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    The Goose has become completely fried.. RIP

  14. chess18

    chess18 said, almost 2 years ago

    @Rickapolis

    Thank you! Only one to mention that!

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