Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Why no, that couldn’t possibly happen, could it.

  2. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 2 years ago

    Radish-like? Never! Now, huge turnips, that’s another story….

  3. Glass Hole

    Glass Hole GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    You’re both complete liars..

  4. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    No need to replace a human being with an android


    The human brain has incredible processing capacity and can easily carry an extra personality


    Simple enough process to download the extra personality and return later to upload the observation results


    Ever wonder why people that claim to be abducted sometimes claim to have been abducted more than once?

  5. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    My thirty-foot-tall sentient kumquat masters are amused by this strip.

  6. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 2 years ago

    re: doctor toon

    True enough about the room for more than one. Multiple Personality Disorder (demonic possession) where a person gets one or more distinct personalities, changes in physical and mental abilities, information known and so on. It’s a major shock to meet someone in that condition.
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    Adolf Hitler was probably our worst example in the last century of MPD. One day, he’s painting houses to get by, failure in everything but WW1. Then, POOF, he is suddenly a strategist with the ability to convince people of things opposite their nature merely by speaking. A fellow who met him before the war (and before the personality we usually think of him having took hold) said he had hypnotic violet eyes. Hypnotic eyes are not exactly human.
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    A sign of that kind of thing is when a person, through no effort of their own, suddenly becomes a dynamic leader. Unlike U.S. Grant and similar persons who were held back by others and finally broke out of the mediocre mold that others restrained them with, you’re talking about people who literally had no aptitude and suddenly can do things they never could before.

  7. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, almost 2 years ago

    Wasn’t ‘The Thing From Outer Space’ a radish? James Arness played him very well.

  8. JeepersCreepers

    JeepersCreepers said, almost 2 years ago

    I often think that very thing…

  9. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, almost 2 years ago

    @Doctor Toon

    In some cases the abductions run in their family over generations.

  10. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, almost 2 years ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Hitler ‘s history is well known. He didn’t just start being charismatic it took time and a chance to speak. He also had training in what to say and how to gesture. But he was a natural at it when he was given the chance. But to say it your way you get all mystical on us and lose credibility, again.
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    When sent as an agent to infiltrate the German Workers Party at one point he got so involved he stood up and ranted to them. They were impressed. Raw but with potential.

  11. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, almost 2 years ago

    @Rickapolis

    The blood sucking alien was called a “carrot” because it was vegetable base. Funny but not correct.

  12. SpicyNacho

    SpicyNacho GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Radish would make pretty good aliens….they are way out there!

  13. chromosome

    chromosome GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Could Dogbert be referring to how Dilbert looks from his perspective?

  14. comixdoom

    comixdoom said, almost 2 years ago

    I think Dilbert is really a radish put on earth by Android-like aliens.

  15. phyllis bear FKA Favour

    phyllis bear FKA Favour said, almost 2 years ago

    Radish? I thought that was a Rutabega

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