Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. MPeters

    MPeters said, about 4 years ago

    A slight nod would have probably worked. Or just ignore him.

  2. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, about 4 years ago

    The third time you run the other way screaming.

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, about 4 years ago

    Most assuredly not, Dogbert.

  4. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, about 4 years ago

    Third time you’d head butt him and take out a restraining order . . .

  5. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, about 4 years ago

    The third time, you say something pleasant, like, “The more I see you, the uglier you get!” Of course, then you need to run like a thief!

  6. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 4 years ago

    Oh, carp! (That’s a metathesis, isn’t it?)
    I think third time you halt abruptly in front of him and say “why are you stalking me?”

  7. Strod

    Strod said, about 4 years ago

    Swordfish? Tilapia?
    Oooooooooooh!

  8. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, about 4 years ago

    Miss Manners would have had you throw his chair through his window. And then hand-write an apology letter later.

  9. Whitecamry

    Whitecamry said, about 4 years ago

    @The Wolf In Your Midst

    You’d write the apology letter only if he was in the chair at the time.

  10. Cuddleman

    Cuddleman said, about 4 years ago

    I would have probably just smiled and said we have to quit meeting like this.

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