Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 1 year ago

    Where do you think the cooties come from?

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    GASP, a talking fountain…

  3. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    It’s ALIIIIIIIVVEEE!

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    Eeew! Dilbert actually puts his lips in contact with the fountainhead?! I’m surprised he’s still alive!

  5. artybee

    artybee said, over 1 year ago

    I thought only Paul Ryan put his lips on The Fountainhead.

  6. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Dilbert Shrugged

  7. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Oh no Dilbert, perhaps it may be best to avoid it if the thought of cooties bothers that much..
    However, knowing you after all these years I am certain that you’ll still place your mouth on it, only to leave behind your cooties, that shall in turn await the public fountain’s next victim..

  8. Brian K

    Brian K said, over 1 year ago

    GASP Oh my god it’s talking to me!

  9. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 1 year ago

    I feel the same way about birthday cakes after the candles have been ‘blown’ out. Yeeeuuuuchhhh!

  10. Tirasmol

    Tirasmol said, over 1 year ago

    @Number Six

    gross, yes, but it’s still cake

  11. QuietStorm27

    QuietStorm27 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Number Six

    When it’s my child’s birthday, I place the candles in a corner closest to them and get my cake from the far opposite corner. Don’t really eat anyone else’s.

  12. Happy, happy, happy!!!

    Happy, happy, happy!!! GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Number Six

    sugar kills germs.

    : )
    thats why jam, mince meat, and sugar cured ham was invented.

  13. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    “The last guy to use me had four and a half teeth. Just puttin’ that out there, for your edification.”

  14. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 1 year ago

    @Happy, happy, happy!!!

    Does it also soak up the saliva?

  15. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    Cooties are lice and they won’t be there.

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