Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, about 4 years ago

    Where do you think the cooties come from?

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, about 4 years ago

    GASP, a talking fountain…

  3. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 4 years ago

    It’s ALIIIIIIIVVEEE!

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 4 years ago

    Eeew! Dilbert actually puts his lips in contact with the fountainhead?! I’m surprised he’s still alive!

  5. Robert Burtch

    Robert Burtch said, about 4 years ago

    I thought only Paul Ryan put his lips on The Fountainhead.

  6. Number Six

    Number Six said, about 4 years ago

    I feel the same way about birthday cakes after the candles have been ‘blown’ out. Yeeeuuuuchhhh!

  7. Tirasmol

    Tirasmol said, about 4 years ago

    @Number Six

    gross, yes, but it’s still cake

  8. QuietStorm27

    QuietStorm27 said, about 4 years ago

    @Number Six

    When it’s my child’s birthday, I place the candles in a corner closest to them and get my cake from the far opposite corner. Don’t really eat anyone else’s.

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    Happy, Happy, Happy!!! gofundme.com/2rydr8k GoComics PRO Member said, about 4 years ago

    @Number Six

    sugar kills germs.

    : )
    thats why jam, mince meat, and sugar cured ham was invented.

  10. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, about 4 years ago

    “The last guy to use me had four and a half teeth. Just puttin’ that out there, for your edification.”

  11. Number Six

    Number Six said, about 4 years ago

    @Happy, Happy, Happy!!! gofundme.com/2rydr8k

    Does it also soak up the saliva?

  12. ILoveYoutube

    ILoveYoutube said, about 4 years ago

    There’s a water fountain at school which water tastes weird…
    I think I know why…

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