Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, almost 2 years ago

    Where do you think the cooties come from?

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    GASP, a talking fountain…

  3. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 2 years ago

    It’s ALIIIIIIIVVEEE!

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 2 years ago

    Eeew! Dilbert actually puts his lips in contact with the fountainhead?! I’m surprised he’s still alive!

  5. artybee

    artybee said, almost 2 years ago

    I thought only Paul Ryan put his lips on The Fountainhead.

  6. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Dilbert Shrugged

  7. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Oh no Dilbert, perhaps it may be best to avoid it if the thought of cooties bothers that much..
    However, knowing you after all these years I am certain that you’ll still place your mouth on it, only to leave behind your cooties, that shall in turn await the public fountain’s next victim..

  8. Number Six

    Number Six said, almost 2 years ago

    I feel the same way about birthday cakes after the candles have been ‘blown’ out. Yeeeuuuuchhhh!

  9. Tirasmol

    Tirasmol said, almost 2 years ago

    @Number Six

    gross, yes, but it’s still cake

  10. QuietStorm27

    QuietStorm27 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @Number Six

    When it’s my child’s birthday, I place the candles in a corner closest to them and get my cake from the far opposite corner. Don’t really eat anyone else’s.

  11. Happyᵌ (Where did *Doh* go?)

    Happyᵌ (Where did *Doh* go?) GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @Number Six

    sugar kills germs.

    : )
    thats why jam, mince meat, and sugar cured ham was invented.

  12. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    “The last guy to use me had four and a half teeth. Just puttin’ that out there, for your edification.”

  13. Number Six

    Number Six said, almost 2 years ago

    @Happyᵌ (Where did *Doh* go?)

    Does it also soak up the saliva?

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, almost 2 years ago

    Cooties are lice and they won’t be there.

  15. ILoveYoutube

    ILoveYoutube said, almost 2 years ago

    There’s a water fountain at school which water tastes weird…
    I think I know why…

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