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   Linux0s said, 6 months ago

   Where do you think the cooties come from?
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   margueritem said, 6 months ago

   GASP, a talking fountain…
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 6 months ago

   It’s ALIIIIIIIVVEEE!
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   Sisyphos said, 6 months ago

   Eeew! Dilbert actually puts his lips in contact with the fountainhead?! I’m surprised he’s still alive!
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   artybee said, 6 months ago

   I thought only Paul Ryan put his lips on The Fountainhead.
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   Radish said, 6 months ago

   Dilbert Shrugged
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   INGSOC said, 6 months ago

   Oh no Dilbert, perhaps it may be best to avoid it if the thought of cooties bothers that much..
   However, knowing you after all these years I am certain that you’ll still place your mouth on it, only to leave behind your cooties, that shall in turn await the public fountain’s next victim..
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   Brian K said, 6 months ago

   GASP Oh my god it’s talking to me!
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   Number Six said, 6 months ago

   I feel the same way about birthday cakes after the candles have been ‘blown’ out. Yeeeuuuuchhhh!
10. 

    Tirasmol said, 6 months ago

    @Number Six

    gross, yes, but it’s still cake
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    Shyygirl27 said, 6 months ago

    @Number Six

    When it’s my child’s birthday, I place the candles in a corner closest to them and get my cake from the far opposite corner. Don’t really eat anyone else’s.
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    Happy, happy, happy!!! said, 6 months ago

    @Number Six

    sugar kills germs.
    
    : )
    thats why jam, mince meat, and sugar cured ham was invented.
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    The Wolf In Your Midst said, 6 months ago

    “The last guy to use me had four and a half teeth. Just puttin’ that out there, for your edification.”
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    Number Six said, 6 months ago

    @Happy, happy, happy!!!

    Does it also soak up the saliva?
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, 6 months ago

    Cooties are lice and they won’t be there.
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