Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, over 2 years ago

    Dilbert has been giving Mitt Romney zinger tips.

  2. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 2 years ago

    …but he orders a cactus and a beer, see…

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 2 years ago

    Dilbert’s shaggy-dog story had better have a really great punch line, is all I’m saying!

  4. Chris Kenworthy

    Chris Kenworthy said, over 2 years ago

    Is there actually a punch line to go with that set-up?

  5. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 2 years ago

    A hundred bottles of beer on the wall, a hundred bottles of beer…

  6. Jeffrey Hope

    Jeffrey Hope said, over 2 years ago

    Don’t worry, Dilbert. I suck at telling jokes, too.

  7. jack75287

    jack75287 said, over 2 years ago

    @pouncingtiger

    “Dilbert has been giving Mitt Romney zinger tips”.

    I thought that line about “you couldn’t find a more romantic place to spend your anniversary then with me” was funny as can be.

  8. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 2 years ago

    I was glad to see Gore finally off the drugs this last week—after 40+ years— but his speeches will still put you to sleep.

  9. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, over 2 years ago

    @Chris Kenworthy

    No, but apparently there’s a beer and a cactus. Choose wisely!

  10. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Rest well, Dogbert…. I am certain that this may go on even after awakening….

  11. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    I stay away from joke telling. Not in my skill set.

  12. MagicFan

    MagicFan said, over 2 years ago

    That joke sucks.

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