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   pouncingtiger said, 8 months ago

   Dilbert has been giving Mitt Romney zinger tips.
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   Linux0s said, 8 months ago

   …but he orders a cactus and a beer, see…
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   Brian K said, 8 months ago

   A joke that long, we forget he is even telling a joke.
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   Sisyphos said, 8 months ago

   Dilbert’s shaggy-dog story had better have a really great punch line, is all I’m saying!
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   Chris Kenworthy said, 8 months ago

   Is there actually a punch line to go with that set-up?
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   Rickapolis said, 8 months ago

   A hundred bottles of beer on the wall, a hundred bottles of beer…
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   skipcarlsen said, 8 months ago

   @pouncingtiger

   And they worked magnificently on Obama! Thanks Dilbert!
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   Jeffrey Hope said, 8 months ago

   Don’t worry, Dilbert. I suck at telling jokes, too.
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   jack75287 said, 8 months ago

   @pouncingtiger

   “Dilbert has been giving Mitt Romney zinger tips”.
   
   I thought that line about “you couldn’t find a more romantic place to spend your anniversary then with me” was funny as can be.
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    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 8 months ago

    I was glad to see Gore finally off the drugs this last week—after 40+ years— but his speeches will still put you to sleep.
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    The Wolf In Your Midst said, 8 months ago

    @Chris Kenworthy

    No, but apparently there’s a beer and a cactus. Choose wisely!
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    INGSOC said, 8 months ago

    Rest well, Dogbert…. I am certain that this may go on even after awakening….
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, 8 months ago

    I stay away from joke telling. Not in my skill set.
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    MagicFan said, 7 months ago

    That joke sucks.
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