Poor pitiful AbnerHe’s never going to learnDispite his tricks, tocks and ticksHe’ll never a victory earnHe’s nothing more than a Bert in his LahrWith blistering roars, backed by cowardly fearHis obsessive quest for Olympic goldHas always left him desolate and coldThe match is met the verdict is inAgainst this foe he’ll never taste winBetter to fade into the mist of the fightBefore Tracy emerges victorious this night.
Poor pitiful AbnerHe’s never going to learnDispite his tricks, tocks and ticksHe’ll never a victory earnHe’s nothing more than a Bert in his LahrWith blistering roars, backed by cowardly fearHis obsessive quest for Olympic goldHas always left him desolate and coldThe match is met the verdict is inAgainst this foe he’ll never taste winBetter to fade into the mist of the fightBefore Tracy emerges victorious this night.