Dick Tracy by Joe Staton and Mike Curtis

Dick Tracy

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  1. OldTracy

    OldTracy said, over 3 years ago

    Be anonymous. Go around with a hideous mask. Can’t they just kill each other and get this over? Please.

  2. BillThompson

    BillThompson said, over 3 years ago

    Yeah, that gimp mask does a real good job of making Morbid look anonymous. That must be why the Feds let him keep it. Makes real sense, Locher.

    Meanwhile, Locher, look at your forearm. See that thing at its end? No, not your elbow, which you can’t tell from your bleeep anyway. The other end. It’s called a hand. Take a good look at it. Then go to art school and learn how to draw one. Along the way you may notice it ain’t attached to your shoulder.

  3. BillThompson

    BillThompson said, over 3 years ago

    This is as dumb as a sack of rocks, which is probably the secret of the gimp mask.

    What happened to yesterday’s finger on the zipper? True to form, Gypsy Rose Locher is taunting us with non-revelations. I’d say he’s doing a fan dance,

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lot27raJ6uw

    but unlike an honest peeler he has nothing worth looking at. And when you get down to it, no fans.

  4. barticle35

    barticle35 said, over 3 years ago

    I do like Dr. M’s change of clothes. Very natty.

  5. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, over 3 years ago

    If he did show you his face Tracy that might help you stay awake for quite some time.

  6. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Panel three looks like a bad carving of Abraham Lincoln as aTiki god, and how does that short tiny arm fit in with that huge face?

  7. BillThompson

    BillThompson said, over 3 years ago

    Don’t ask, thick, take action! Rip off his mask! Here’s how it’s done:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa3bHKWZoJg

    And if anyone can outperform Mary Philbin, it’s Thick.

    By the way, yesterday the floor was dry. What happened to the water–oh, skip it.

  8. ARF2

    ARF2 said, over 3 years ago

    I still want to know what he got his doctorate in, what third rate diploma mill granted it, and whether Locher studied art there.

  9. Rightwingmoron

    Rightwingmoron said, over 3 years ago

    Great, now Locher is having Tracy speaking Belle’s line from Disney’s “Beauty and the Beast”. C’mon Locher, Tracy is not that pretty.

  10. grazer

    grazer said, over 3 years ago

    Gee, I wonder what the weathers like outside…

  11. Flight Suit

    Flight Suit said, over 3 years ago

    So Locher wants us to believe Mordred was a gangsta in his youth? He seems awfully well-spoken for a gangster. What gang was he in, the Yale Whiffenpoofs?

  12. OzzieJohn

    OzzieJohn said, over 3 years ago

    BillThompson said, “Yeah, that gimp mask does a real good job of making Morbid look anonymous. That must be why the Feds let him keep it …” Not just the Feds, the courts who were supposed to have sentenced hiom would have been somewhat remiss as well.

  13. JCFremont

    JCFremont said, over 3 years ago

    Hey, how did Mordred get his hands on my old leisure jacket?

    And what about that chirping noise? Must have been that helicopter over at Mark Trail.

  14. BillThompson

    BillThompson said, over 3 years ago

    prrdh is right about the source of the chirping. They’re on the way to Chicago:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeJrGcfEiIc

    and they have much in common with Locher, who’s about as welcome as a plague of locusts.

  15. RoxyReader

    RoxyReader said, over 3 years ago

    Pardon my interruption, but have a niggling idea: what if Mordred actually looks like Tracy?

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