Dick Tracy by Joe Staton and Mike Curtis

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  1. neonleon59

    neonleon59 said, over 7 years ago

    So where’s the camera that’s showing Diet (in his PJs) on Tracy’s wrist phone/computer/genee thingy? Shouldn’t Tracy be looking at a screenful of ear hair and wax?

  2. wndrwrthg

    wndrwrthg GoComics PRO Member said, over 7 years ago

    Hi, Voltage. Watts up?

  3. Gweedo - It's legal here !!! -  Murray

    Gweedo - It's legal here !!! - Murray GoComics PRO Member said, over 7 years ago

    Since it’s probably a cordless, and based on the view, the camera might be mounted on the wall or a dresser opposite Diet. At least the braces part of Braces will only melt and not vaporize.

  4. Anthony 2816

    Anthony 2816 said, over 7 years ago

    Okay, so the current “expert” advice is “don’t go near it”.

    But when it was completely intact?

    Go for it.

  5. LudwigVonDrake

    LudwigVonDrake said, over 7 years ago

    Now there’s two wires connecting the arm.

    Diet has a camera mounted in bedroom?? I guess if Dick has nothing to do if he can watch Diet and any lady friends he brings home??

  6. EatDickTracySandwiches

    EatDickTracySandwiches said, over 7 years ago

    I’m not a physics expert, but I’m pretty sure that magneticism and high voltage are not one and the same. I think Diet just wanted to tell Tracy something quick to get Tracy off the phone, so Diet can go back to dreams of cartons of milk.

  7. EatDickTracySandwiches

    EatDickTracySandwiches said, over 7 years ago

    Ludwig-lets be honest- Diet doesn’t look like the type of guy who is bringing home a lot of ladies.

  8. neonleon59

    neonleon59 said, over 7 years ago

    EatDickTracySandwiches says: Diet doesn’t look like the type of guy who is bringing home a lot of ladies.

    Dude is stinkin’ rich. I’m sure he has PLENTY of ladies sharing milk with him in the mornings.

    Now that camera pointed at him in bed? Uh, creepy…

  9. Morrow

    Morrow GoComics PRO Member said, over 7 years ago

    Diet prolly brings home more double-meat cheeseburgers than ladies.

  10. bassmanbob

    bassmanbob said, over 7 years ago

    “Oh Elsie, keep pouring milk on me, you know you’re the best! Keep mooing for me baby! Oh Elsie, Elsie roll with me in the grass!!” The phone ringing snapped Diet out of the wonderful dream he was having. “What idiot is calling me at this time of the day?” he angrily wanted to know. He was ticked off when he heard Tracy babbling on the other end. “What does that stupid old fool want at this hour”? Diet muttered under his breath. “Tracy, it’s 2:00 am. What’s going on”? Diet listened as Tracy babbled on about another robot attacking Traze-R and about an arm in someone’s mouth and something about his eyebrows. “I got woken up from such a fantastic dream for this”? Diet was desperate to get back to Elsie. He knew Tracy would never understand anything technical he told him so he attempted to say something even a fifth grader would comprehend. “Another robot”? “Yes Tracy, they operation on very high voltage”. Diet knew there was a good chance Dick would do the opposite of what he said. His stomach began to shake uncontrollably with laughter as he said in a very loud, clear voice; “Don’t go near it”! Tracy was worried that Diet didn’t answer him when he asked him to repeat what he just said. “He must have hung up on me again. What did that milk dud say, “Go near it”? Tracy figured Smith knew about this sort of stuff better then he did so he began to move his hand next to Braces mouth. Braces, fearing Tracy was trying to take Brute-Force away from him prepared to push Dick away.

    To Be Continued………..

    (This doesn’t get any easier you know!)

  11. Rich

    Rich said, over 7 years ago

    (TRACY on the Wrist Genie) DIET!! Take the dangflabbit phone out of your ear! All I see are cruddy old potatos, ear wax and crusty hair! You doddering old fool! And get your hand out of your pants! Wake up old man! Elsie’s a cow for goodness sake!

    BTW, the bad guys got a robot from QVC. Log onto you Commodore 100 PC and see if they have a copy of the instruction manual on there. I’ll hang on…….

    Swat dude, grab me a burger will you?

  12. Vincent Massi

    Vincent Massi said, over 7 years ago

    I don’t care. Braces got what he deserved. Way to go, Locher!

  13. Morrow

    Morrow GoComics PRO Member said, over 7 years ago

    Braces ought to be thankful for MF/BF’s hand clamped onto his jaw. Remember Braces’ constipation? Betcha he ain’t constipated now! How do you spell RELIEF? B-R-U-T-E

  14. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 7 years ago

    BB, you did yeoman’s duty today. It is hard work to make something out of this mess.

  15. Ray C

    Ray C said, over 7 years ago

    margueritemPro says: BB, you did yeoman’s duty today. It is hard work to make something out of this mess. I agree with Marg. I vote we double BB’s pay!

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