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Diamond Lil is a feisty 75-year-old widow living in Turkey Knuckle, Indiana, who doesn't suffer fools, or anyone else for that matter, gladly. Her interests include telling people what she really thinks, hot bingo and cold Schlitz. She also has a thing for Pat Sajak's butt.
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margueritem
said, 11 months ago
Good answer, Sam, good answer!
Antoine Lowray
said, 11 months ago
If by yesterday you mean forever
Smythe Symble said, 11 months ago
They must be on an Indonesian Calendar, if that was a Year.
Coyoty
said, 11 months ago
Long enough for him to know better.
Granny Grump said, 11 months ago
Oooops….you almost blew it Sam!
Brett Koth
said, 11 months ago
@Smythe Symble
It actually has been a year. Time flies.
rejoiceitellyourejoice said, 11 months ago
You should have kept on talking Sam about how long it seems, then possibly she might leave you alone.
Men, escape now, while you can. This is their dubious behavior, males, run for your lives. Prov 31:1-3, 5:20-23, 7:6-27, 22:14, 6:24-29, I Cor 7:1, Ex 19:15, Eccl 7:26-28, et al.
Smythe Symble said, 11 months ago
@Brett Koth
2nd Jul 2011, one Year ago:
time flies
…Sam sure ‘Morphed’.
Jkiss
said, 11 months ago
Wow Sam sure did morph. Gotta say I like the hunky version better.
Jkiss
said, 11 months ago
@rejoiceitellyourejoice
Is your problem with women or yourself? You come here and spew religious garbage demeaning women all the time. Frankly it has become quite tiresome and rather offensive. Do you honestly believe that all women are harlots and whores? You choose verses that show only the minds of weak men. You quote a book that was written by men, in a time when a woman’s beguiling beauty was the reason she was forced upon. She obviously was a witch and mesmerized the poor man right? Get real pal. This is a comic about a funny, crazy old broad who refuses to go quietly into the night. This is not religious hour. What you obviously do not realize is the verses you choose say more about your issues than anything.
Jkiss
said, 11 months ago
My apologies to everyone else for the above rant.
rejoiceitellyourejoice said, 11 months ago
@Jkiss
Written by men inspired by God. The same feeling is felt in vice versa fashion. men are just as bad, even worse when their strength is given to women. offense to no one was intended, only encouragement to be happy in your own skin. and how is this writers gender known. this encouragement is meant for all. 1Cor7:7
cybergal29 said, 11 months ago
@margueritem
Yep :-)
Jkiss
said, 11 months ago
@rejoiceitellyourejoice
Encouragement? Did I miss a verse? How is this writers gender know? Really? You answer that in your first sentence. Offense to no one was intended only encouragement to be happy in your own skin? Men escape now while you can. This is their doubious behavior, males run for your lives. Golly gee wiz Wally, that’s not offensive at all. This is not the first post you have made in this exact fashion and format. Normally I let things go, but come on. Enough already.
starlilies said, 11 months ago
I want to be like Lil… except I don’t drink beer so it would probably be a long island ice tea… ;)