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1. 

   capndunzzl said, 4 months ago

   …what, no ace of hearts?!
2. 

   Bargrove said, 4 months ago

   The Joker strikes again!!!
3. 

   Jetjocky738 said, 4 months ago

   A perfect 10 of hearts.
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   Coyoty said, 4 months ago

   If you try to compare her to the Queen of Hearts, she’ll take your head off.
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   Saskfan said, 4 months ago

   @Coyoty

   Well, my Beloved is the Queen of MY heart.
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   rocketscientist said, 4 months ago

   Horace, Melody may want a diamond. If she doesn’t get it, look out for clubs, after which you may want to get spayed. rimshot
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   rocketscientist said, 4 months ago

   (And yes, it should be “neutered”…)
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   GymShoe said, 4 months ago

   That Horace…. He IS a card…! ! !
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   bopard said, 4 months ago

   Reminds me of the Manchurian Candidate. Card, amnesia, with assassination to follow.
   .
   Beware the Queen of Diamonds, not the Ace of Spades.
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    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 4 months ago

    Apologies to ELO:

    “Horace Wimp,

    this is your life,

    go out and find,

    yourself a wife.

    Take a stand.

    Be a man.

    And you will have,

    a great life plan."
11. 

    SherlockWatson said, 4 months ago

    Throw in some gin, Horace, and maybe you’ll get to play “hold ’em” tonight.
12. 

    SherlockWatson said, 4 months ago

    Happy V.D., everyone!
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    Cygnus X1 said, 4 months ago

    I see Horace survived yesterdays shark attack!!!
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    BaconBoyCamper said, 4 months ago

    @rocketscientist

    Actually, “gelded” is the term you are looking for…
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    Q4horse said, 4 months ago

    The Mare is a queen. All stallions who forget this get kicked.
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