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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 4 months ago

   It’s only 10,000 square miles, Horace. What’s the problem?
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   I’ve found it much easier to just do one room per day, 3 or 4 days a week. the job actually gets done that way. Keeps your arms in shape, too. (Beats me why the vacuum manufacturers thought it’d be a good idea to have vacuums that weigh 40 or 50 lbs. Thin aluminum skin would be much lighter than the dense plastic they use to cheapen them.)
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   J. Short said, 4 months ago

   It will be more efficient; I save up a whole month’s worth of dust before I vacuum.
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   GymShoe said, 4 months ago

   For that…. you need a Shop VAC…. ! ! !
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   SherlockWatson said, 4 months ago

   You’re gonna need a bigger bag, Horace.
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   SherlockWatson said, 4 months ago

   Instead of Hoovering, maybe Horace should Roosevelt the house; it’s a good cure for depression.
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   Nos Nevets said, 4 months ago

   If seven maids with seven mops swept over it half a year?
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   Stephen Gilberg said, 4 months ago

   Or is he outside a buried house?
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   David Henderson said, 4 months ago

   I think he has waited too long as it is.
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   ujean said, 4 months ago

   @Stephen Gilberg

   Horace’s eye view of the living room.
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    Q4horse said, 4 months ago

    My horse would just lay down for a nice refreshing roll in the dirt.
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    Teresa said, 4 months ago

    That’s why I got ceramic tile thru the house and canned the carpet. It got cold a few days ago, so we dug a pair of area rugs out of the attic, and Yep! they needed vaccuuming.
    
    Just because I got rid of the carpet, doesn’t mean I’ll throw away a perfectly good vaccuum!
    
    We’ll keep the rugs down for about a month or so, and put them away when there are more 70’s degree days in a row than not.
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    vanbrads said, 4 months ago

    You’re gonna need a bigger bag!
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    Raymond Lewis said, 2 months ago

    Is this where I can find King Tut’s tomb?
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