Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein

Daddy's Home

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  1. Tony Rubino

    Tony Rubino GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Everyone has a favorite tired, old joke, right? What’s yours?

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 1 year ago

    “Doctor, it hurts when I do this”
    “So don’t do that”

  3. HalcyonEve

    HalcyonEve said, over 1 year ago

    @Tony Rubino

    “Surely you jest.”
    “No, I’m serious. And don’t call me Shirley!”

  4. tammyspeakslife

    tammyspeakslife GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
    One but it really has to want to change

  5. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 1 year ago

    “I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas, I’ll never know!”

  6. Santa GROG!

    Santa GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @simpsonfan2

    One of my doctors actually said that to me. I didn’t find it funny at the time.

  7. Santa GROG!

    Santa GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    What are you up to?


    Oh, about 5’-9"

  8. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) said, over 1 year ago

    @Tony Rubino

    When I went camping, I was laying in my sleeping bag looking up at the stars when I thought to myself,
    “Where the hell did the tent go??”

  9. Knightman

    Knightman GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Tony Rubino

    Too many to count.

  10. Jean

    Jean said, over 1 year ago

    was waiting to get 2 cans of paint from the shaker machine at the harware store and an employee walked up and asked me if she could help me, I told her I was waiting on the paint in the machine, she went over and took them out and said “this for Sam?” Well I am not a Sam so I told her no, then she said…you know like 2 can Sam??, I know I must have looked at her with a stupid look because it took me like 5 minutes to get it. Have to find another hardware store to go to. lol

  11. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Why did Silly Billy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?


    He didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills

  12. rmacprivate

    rmacprivate said, over 1 year ago

    Take my wife, please.

  13. vtdba

    vtdba said, over 1 year ago

    Bye for now, but remember sell at a profit!

    or how about

    Fire at will. Run for it Will you can still make it.

  14. le-roy

    le-roy said, over 1 year ago

    There are three kinds of accountants: those who can count, and those who can’t.

  15. le-roy

    le-roy said, over 1 year ago

    There are 10 kinds of people: those who get binary, and those who don’t.

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