No Apple for me, either….
well, I like apples, and apple pie….
but no Apple electronics, so no Siri.
Nor do I have Alexa, or Samsung’s new Bixby.
Don’t cry for me, though… I have Cortana and the Google assistant,
and I’m sure more will be popping up.
For one thing, I feel dopey talking to my phone or my computer….
and for another, when I tried them, they were about as talented as Autocorrect at guessing my intent.
And we all know how that goes.
Peter should NOT need an electronic helper to tell him that anyone who stayed up so late
he’s tired enough to mistake a garage door opener for a phone
SHOULD NOT BE DRIVING A CAR!
With his kid in it, yet.
And setting such a fine example. … Not.