Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for January 12, 2017
Transcript:
alice: Hey, cloud! Look at the cute little girl with the sled! It sure would be nice if she had snow to go sledding on, huh? Alice: But no, all she can do is drag it up and down the sidewalk, making the most irritating noise in the world, all day long, if necessary! Petey: Alice! Stop annoying nature!
Speaking of irritating child-generated noises, the inventor of the hard plastic-wheeled tricycle needs to be bound and gagged every morning and put under a plywood ramp platform on a concrete playground with herds of preschoolers circling over and around him until nightfall. Forever.