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May 9, 2013
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Alice: Guess what! I pulled a bag out of the man-eating shrub!  Dad: Hey, it's a bag from Handy Hal's Hardware!  Mom: Isn't Handy Hals the guy who disappeared last year?  Alice: Now the shrub is my best friend, because it owes me one.  Dad: Yeah, along with about $30,000.  Mom: Whoa.  Alice: The shrub ate him and stole his money? What a crummy best friend I've got.
May 11, 2013
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