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Feb 2, 2013
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Alice: My brother says you shouldn't suck mitten juice.  Beni: He's right.  Dill: Why not?  Alice: That stuff'll corrode your innards. It happened to a friend of his.  Beni: It happens all the time.  Alice: He was rushed to the hospital for innards- replacement surgery. He now digests his food through 20 feet of garden hose.  Beni: My cousin has a party balloon instead of a stomach, thanks to mitten juice.  Dill: Ptoo!  Dill: I think I feel sick. I'm going inside.  Alice: I'm going in, too. My snowman is finished.  Beni: Mine, too. Bye.  Snowmen: Mitten juice? I think she's gout it confused with yellow snow.
Feb 4, 2013
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