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Sep 11, 2010
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Ernesto: Ah, Peter! Just the man I need to see! Petey: Hi, um, Ernesto. Ernesto: I have a very exciting offer for you! Petey: What? Ernesto: Tah-dah! An official henchman-of-Ernesto jumpsuit! Petey: You've painted a big E on a big t-shirt. Ernesto: This jumpsuit is the favored attire of all my henchmen, from Drones and Stooges all the way up to lackeys, gofers and minions! Your Ernesto Loyalty Rating is shown in stars on the back! See-a-full-fledged-five-star minion! And as you advance in rank from drone to minion I'll punch holes in your Ernesto-pal card! Five holes qualifies you for a box of assorted doughnuts. Petey: I don't like doughnuts and I don't want to wear the shirt. Ernesto: Keep the card - you'll reconsider! They all do! Petey: My imaginary friend gave me this card. Boy: Assorted doughnuts? Just for wearing a shirt? Does he have anything in extra large?
Sep 13, 2010
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