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Mar 14, 2009
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Alice: Mommy and Daddy were talking, and Daddy said something disturbing. Petey: What? Alice: He called Mommy "Madeline," like it's her name. Petey: It is her name. Alice: What? Since when? Petey: "Mommy" is her position, or possibly it's an honorific. Alice: I don't think I like this business of people having secret lives with names of their own. It's thoughtless and sneaky and just plain rude. Petey: Daddy's name is Peter. Alice: HAMAHAMAHAMA I CAN'T HEEEEEEEAR YOU HAMAHAMAHAMA! Petey: Mom's maiden name is Urquhart.
Mar 16, 2009
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