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   Linux0s said, 4 months ago

   How can you catch the sparrow?
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   finkd said, 4 months ago

   @Linux0s

   By keeping your eye on it.
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

   The cat replied, ‘Shall I start with you?’
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   Dry said, 4 months ago

   Ah yes, Sparrows! And not the nice little Song Sparrows! It’s those nasty English Sparrows!
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   Old Man River said, 4 months ago

   Sounds like the government. Punish something because it is successful.
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   pcolli said, 4 months ago

   @Dry

   When a Thai friend visited the UK he saw a sparrow and asked if we could eat them. I replied that if he caught it we’d try.
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   sandflea said, 4 months ago

   @Linux0s

   You need to look into sweet Judy’s blue eyes.
   Apologies to CSN.
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   KT said, 4 months ago

   Imported there too? Have heard they’re getting scarce back in GB; I’d be willing to repatriate a few (dozen, hundred, whatever).
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   Pacopuddy said, 4 months ago

   @Dry

   Hey, hey, hey! Wash your xenophobic speciesist mouth out with soap – we love our little spuggies here in the north of England. And as KY has pointed out, they’re getting scarcer and scarcer.
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    Imanartisthoney said, 4 months ago

    The americans all but killed off our Tufty with the less cute greys so it’s nice to know sparrows are as unpopular over there.
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    Pacopuddy said, 3 months ago

    @Imanartisthoney

    Those greys are just rats with fancy tails.
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