CowTown by Charlie Podrebarac

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  1. edclectic

    edclectic said, almost 3 years ago

    Directions for making fruitcake.

    How to make a fruitcake!:
    1 C water
    1 C sugar
    4 large eggs
    2 C dried fruit
    1 tsp. baking soda
    1 tsp. salt
    1 C brown sugar
    Lemon juice
    1 FULL bottle of your favorite whiskey
    1. Sample the whiskey to check for quality.
    2. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again to be sure that it is of the highest quality.
    3. Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
    4. Turn on the electric mixer; beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
    5. Add one tsp. sugar and beat again.
    6. Be sure the whiskey is still okay. Try another tup.
    7. Turn off the mixer.
    8. Break two legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
    9. Mix on the turner.
    10. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
    11. Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.
    12. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares.
    13. Check the whiskey.
    14. Now sift the lemon more…

  2. Charlie Podrebarac

    Charlie Podrebarac GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    ’Tis full!

  3. Kathe

    Kathe GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Sounds like a delicious fruitcake. Thanks for the recipe. Hang onto the counter now. Like I said before, fruitcakes can come with legs…especially wobbly ones. Hic

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