Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for July 31, 2014
July 30, 2014
August 01, 2014
Transcript:
"Want to contribute anything to my time capsule, Martin?" "Sure." "Here's a lock of my hair so the people of the future can clone me." PLUCK "Finally, mankind will be able to live in perfect utopian existence with a future populated by millions of uber-Martins." "Ooh, I should send a picture so they know what they're getting." "Those are all Fabio."
Fabio came to Busch Gardens in Williamsburg, VA for the grand opening of the a roller coaster. I think it was named Apollo’s Chariot. There was a pond located beneath the rails of the ride where ducks and geese would hang out. One of the birds flew up as the roller coaster came threw hitting Fabio in the face.It cut his nose and blood, guts and feathers were everywhere.