Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for February 16, 2014
Transcript:
"It's amazing, Cow. From up here the world looks so peaceful, like nothing could ever hurt us. If we could just stay up here forever we could live a life free from the pain and heartache that plague the existence of all who are doomed to walk this earth." "I'm landing on you."
I read somewhere about the effects on different animals upon falling from a great height. A mouse would bounce, a dog would break all its legs, a human would break every bone in the body, and a cow would explode.