Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for September 10, 2013
September 09, 2013
September 11, 2013
Transcript:
"Whatever happened to 'The Waltons'?" "Who?" "You know, good family TV shows. It seems like half the shows on TV today are either about profiling serial killers or crime scene investigation." "And to make it worse, when one of those shows is successful, spinoff shows are created just to quench the public's insatiable thirst for the grotesque. What's with America's morbid fascination with the sick and..." "Cool!" "Dude! What was this?"
Years ago someone wrote a parody on nature guides titled (I think) “Road Pizza”. It was filled with useful guidelines like: Does it have feathers? It’s a bird. Is it more that twelve times as long as it is wide? It’s a snake.