Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for January 31, 2007

Transcript:

"I think we need to start tackling more hot-button issues, like the debate of intelligent design versus evolution." "On one hand, we have a fossil record that backs up evolution. On the other hand, everything in the universe feels so smartly put together. Which do you believe?" "I believe in elf construction." "Darn it, Cow!! I want to have an intelligent debate. Now pick a side and make an argument!!" "I'll argue the position that Earth was constructed by elves!!" "Fine!! Then that's intelligent design!!" "No it isn't!! Elves are very dumb!!" "Yer dumb!!" SCUFFLE!!