In her old age, my mother has become a neat freak. Her house is so clean all surfaces squeak. There is minimal furniture, just a few pictures. If she ruled the world there would be nothing useless just lying around, by golly. Her motto: If you haven’t used it in a thousand years, get rid of it. Good bye, Colosseum! So long, Hadrian’s Wall! Toodle-loo, Pyramids! And get rid of those dirty fossils!
In her old age, my mother has become a neat freak. Her house is so clean all surfaces squeak. There is minimal furniture, just a few pictures. If she ruled the world there would be nothing useless just lying around, by golly. Her motto: If you haven’t used it in a thousand years, get rid of it. Good bye, Colosseum! So long, Hadrian’s Wall! Toodle-loo, Pyramids! And get rid of those dirty fossils!