Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 21, 2012

…readers?

My music teacher had me tap my foot. What’s with a mechanical metronome, anyway? I think my smartphone has an app for that if I really can’t figure out what 70 beats per minute is.

…Cricket…cricket… (That’s what my son said to me in response to a joke I told him, back when he was 10 years old. I got such a good laugh out of it! I had never before heard that sound effect uttered in that manner.)

Actually, Abbott and Costello is a better comparison.

Thank goodness in Cincinnati, Votto’s on first

I was thinking more like Abbot and Costello The mudder eats the fadder

Hey since you’re a Yankees fan, Bucky, the answer is “Not Mattingly”.

Silly Satch. Gnomes aren’t people. Gnomes are corporations…

Third base!

HAHAHA! He dropped a Tex bomb! As a Rangers fan, that’s hilarious!

I’ll never forget when Abbot and Costello proved that 7 times 13 is 28…….and proved it 3 different ways.

It is not Laurel and Hardy, it is Abbott and Costello!

Bucky, some people are gnomes.

Isn’t it funny that after probably 70 years, people still remember that comedy routine.

Darby rises up…this whole sequence,such a HR

OK….. I want to know…..what’s on second?

This type of conversation is standard after dinner in my family. Visitors get a little overwhelmed.

He should’ve just shown them the metronome in the first place.

No wonder this doesn’t make sence Rob’s a Sox’s fan…LOL

Gnome with the wind…

Ah… Is confusing Laurel & Hardy and Abbott & Costello a part of the gag?