We played Balderdash (among other games) while at my son’s place this weekend. I won way too easily both times before the others gave up; all the reading I do gives me knowledge of many arcane words, and my other “made up” definitions were too believable for them.
I was in the fourth grade when I first realized that my mother was not an infallible source of factual information. All excited because I knew the answer, it was quite a shock to get sent out to stand in the hall for an houre, at the same time learning that I couldn’t take everything my mother said as absolute truth. Nobody at school believed that I had actually believed Fig Newton discovered gravity. Of course, she had not realized that I didn’t know it was just a joke.
I, man, am regal – a German am INever odd or evenIf I had a hi-fiMadam, I’m AdamToo hot to hootNo lemons, no melonToo bad I hid a bootLisa Bonet ate no basilWarsaw was rawWas it a car or a cat I saw?
Rise to vote, sirDo geese see god?“Do nine men interpret?” “Nine men,” I nodRats live on no evil starWon’t lovers revolt now?Race fast, safe carPa’s a sapMa is as selfless as I amMay a moody baby doom a yam?
Ah, Satan sees NatashaNo devil lived onLonely TylenolNot a banana batonNo “x” in “Nixon”O, stone, be not soO Geronimo, no minor ego“Naomi,” I moan“A Toyota’s a Toyota”A dog, a panic in a pagoda
Oh no! Don Ho!Nurse, I spy gypsies – run!Senile felinesNow I see bees I wonUFO tofuWe panic in a pewOozy rat in a sanitary zooGod! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog
Limpid Lizard over 11 years ago
K CANS GIFY TSAT ANAL PANAMA!
vldazzle over 11 years ago
We played Balderdash (among other games) while at my son’s place this weekend. I won way too easily both times before the others gave up; all the reading I do gives me knowledge of many arcane words, and my other “made up” definitions were too believable for them.
sottwell over 11 years ago
I was in the fourth grade when I first realized that my mother was not an infallible source of factual information. All excited because I knew the answer, it was quite a shock to get sent out to stand in the hall for an houre, at the same time learning that I couldn’t take everything my mother said as absolute truth. Nobody at school believed that I had actually believed Fig Newton discovered gravity. Of course, she had not realized that I didn’t know it was just a joke.
WaitingMan over 11 years ago
Go hang a salami. I’m a lasagna hog.
Stephen Gilberg over 11 years ago
Same kid who bragged about not using the dictionary. Go… fig.
calvinsfriend110 over 11 years ago
Same here.
hawkeye761 over 11 years ago
Bob
I, man, am regal – a German am INever odd or evenIf I had a hi-fiMadam, I’m AdamToo hot to hootNo lemons, no melonToo bad I hid a bootLisa Bonet ate no basilWarsaw was rawWas it a car or a cat I saw?
Rise to vote, sirDo geese see god?“Do nine men interpret?” “Nine men,” I nodRats live on no evil starWon’t lovers revolt now?Race fast, safe carPa’s a sapMa is as selfless as I amMay a moody baby doom a yam?
Ah, Satan sees NatashaNo devil lived onLonely TylenolNot a banana batonNo “x” in “Nixon”O, stone, be not soO Geronimo, no minor ego“Naomi,” I moan“A Toyota’s a Toyota”A dog, a panic in a pagoda
Oh no! Don Ho!Nurse, I spy gypsies – run!Senile felinesNow I see bees I wonUFO tofuWe panic in a pewOozy rat in a sanitary zooGod! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog
coffeeturtle over 11 years ago
His title is catchy! I like it!
water_moon over 11 years ago
Egad! no bondage!War, Sir, is raw.