The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for June 17, 2013
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Transcript:
Miss Overdunne: Mort! Dusty Winters claims he was not at that lurid Pink Pussycat Roadside Entertainment Center. Says he was getting apples for his horse nearby. Mort: Oh, sure...well...we can bust him by using our very high-resolution satellite imagery. His electronic bracelet transmits an ID, so we filmed his movements that day...see? Miss Overdunne: That's it! Zoom in closer! Mort: The sign says..."Pink...Pussycat...Fruit...Stand..." Miss Overdunne: Drat! He tricked me by telling me the truth!
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 11 years ago
so, if they DO bust him, what exactly do they do to him?charge his daughter more for him to stay there?evict him?Elderberry Gulag is more like it
tbritt99 almost 11 years ago
Give it up you old bat. Get a life. Pick on somebody your own age. Etc, etc. :P
robert423elliott 6 months ago
Mort needs to take Beulah to the backroom and ‘feed her an apple’!