The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 06, 2013
January 05, 2013
January 07, 2013
Transcript:
Nurse Ludmilla: Mister Dusty...why does Professor not sit in car with you?... Dusty: Long story, Ludmilla. He's upset 'cause I hit a steer by accident and ended up puttin' its horns on my hood, and its hide on my seats. The Perfessor does not understand that livestock are not pets. The Professor: As Confucius says: "Mankind differs from the animals only by a little." Dusty: Perfessor...can I ask you a question? The Professor: Is there someone else out there? I hear a distant voice...do you know where your hamburger comes from? The Professor: I certainly do! It is brought by the waiter! Dusty: I rest my case. Ludmilla, working undercover for Elderpark management, tries to solve a baffling mystery:
cactuslady100 Premium Member over 11 years ago
For a professor you sure are naive.
oldguy2 over 11 years ago
Yup!
kaecispopX over 11 years ago
The perfessor is very much like the woman who complained about the fresh farm raised potatoes because they had dirt on them. Neither one has a clue.