Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 12, 2012
September 11, 2012
September 13, 2012
Transcript:
Spout: I don't want you hanging out with those low-flow characters. They never did an honest day's work in their lives! Little spout: You'll have to forgive Grandpa. He's old-fashioned in his thinking and a bit of a spigot.
margueritem over 11 years ago
A big spigot.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
He’s got some brass! For MY nickel, he really shouldn’t be talking….
(I mean, totally apart from the fact that he’s a faucet…)
It’s just that …. well….I happen to know that in his own younger, wilder days, he hung out with a bunch of drips…and… he let a certain little tap dancer walk all over him.
Bargrove over 11 years ago
Is it true as a youth he fell for Faira?
Varnes over 11 years ago
He’s always spoutin’ off about somethin’
Digital Frog over 11 years ago
He’s just trying to enforce American Standards.
konradh over 11 years ago
Off topic but does anyone here remember water fountains that had tan ceramic handles with hieroglyphics? Been driving me nuts. Handles were chicken-head style.
ChucklinChuck over 11 years ago
I hope Koehler heads prevail in this spat.
angusdad over 11 years ago
Moen
Varnes over 11 years ago
“The only ring I gave her was the one I left around the tub…”
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Sterling comments, all of them.
I wanted to pipe up with another, but I’m having a hard time getting a handle on one, and I don’t want to faucet.
Inspiration runs hot and cold…. water you gonna do, after all.