Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 27, 2012

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    Stitchz_Is_Here  over 11 years ago

    >.< I wonder if Pig knows how badly he words things… Uh, no.

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    margueritem  over 11 years ago

    He’s crying over spilt milk.

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    Michael McGinnis Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Since the pail is tilted right over on its side, it appears that the farmer intended for it to happen. After all it’s on his bucket list.

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    rf_eq  over 11 years ago

    that’s nothing compared to the time he bought the farm.

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    rshive  over 11 years ago

    As the Quaker said when the cow kicked over the milk bucket, " Cow, thou knowest I can neither kick thee nor curse thee nor smite thee. But knowest also that I can sell thee to someone who will."

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    marshalljpeters Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Reckon Goat’s on the phone with emergency services now?

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    hariseldon59  over 11 years ago

    Oh oh, a cow in the strip. Guard Duck would freak out.

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    Ghinghe  over 11 years ago

    I thought for sure with Old Man Johnson’s Farm, we were going to get some kind of Prince reference. Maybe Pig in a raspberry beret.

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    Sisyphos  over 11 years ago

    Oh, dear! Old Man Johnson, the farmer, has kicked the bucket! Oh, dear! Oh, dearie me!Pig, you really should…(never mind).

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    einarbt7  over 11 years ago

    lol.

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    jmartin1955  over 11 years ago

    A Pun too Far

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    cubswin2016  over 11 years ago

    Hooray! The wabbit kicked the bucket!

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    finale  over 11 years ago

    Maybe this is the birthplace of Pig, LGD and Goat. Zebra and the Crocs are from Africa..Rat is from the sewers of Newark.

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    DrewSnider  over 11 years ago

    that Reuben just keeps getting further away, doesn’t it, Steph? Maybe you should consider my “The beer that made Mel Famy walk us” gag after all!

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    arenceee0445  over 11 years ago

    Hey, wasn’t Old Man Johnson’s Farm where Prince got it on with the girl wearing the Raspberry Beret? Pastis, are u a Prince fan??

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    Sherlock Watson  over 11 years ago

    I see that Pig has a smartphone, and it’s not helping him at all.

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    DL, Tx girl  over 11 years ago

    What happens in the bucket doesn’t always stay in the bucket.

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    Fan o’ Lio.  over 11 years ago

    It’s pronounced “boo-kay”.

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    Fan o’ Lio.  over 11 years ago

    ♪♫Old man Johnson had a farm E-I-E-I-O…

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    Gokie5  over 11 years ago

    If it were a rerun, Stephan is entitled. Sheesh.

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    bmonk  over 11 years ago

    There was also a Bugs Bunny cartoon ( Robot Rabbit) where Elmer Fudd is hunting Bugs, and they dance around singing, “The wabbit kicked the bucket!”

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    GerardoDreadful  over 11 years ago

    I knew that was about to come but I laughed anyway.

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    Atrius5000  over 11 years ago

    Okay, no. Just no. This one is not worthy. I like puns as much as the next guy, but this one… no.

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    m.l.  over 11 years ago
    PASTIS’ PUNS NEVER ENDS.
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    TheAlmightyOne  over 11 years ago

    Like the whole, “Pigita I’m Dying” phrase for Easter eggs.

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    marshalljpeters Premium Member over 11 years ago

    and @Night-Gaunt49From what I understand, Quakers’ meetings mostly consist(ed) of everyone sitting quietly, and occasionally one standing to say something. I believe “Quaker” was a name given to them by an English king, when one told him he should “tremble (quake) in the fear of the Lord”. My quotations might not be exact.

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    timber_wolf_789  over 11 years ago

    Oh, Goat. When will you learn that Pig takes everything literally?

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