Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 21, 2012

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    StrummerFan  over 11 years ago

    Zeeba Paul!! Awesome.

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    killacowinWA  over 11 years ago

    “Everybody says she’s looking good!And the lady knows it’s understood!Strutter!”

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    margueritem  over 11 years ago

    Guy looks so nauseated.

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    WelshRat Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Gives meaning to ‘Kiss the croc..’

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 11 years ago

    Why can’t Zebra just move to a different neighborhood?

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    The#1BoiseStateFan  over 11 years ago

    Wheres the cat? Maybe he went to heaven……

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    Bratwurst  over 11 years ago

    Hmm, croc looks a bit like zeeba…

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    naturally_easy  over 11 years ago

    I have to admit the platform shoes…..no….never mind.

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    firedome  over 11 years ago

    hmm…i think he shoula been made up to look like eric carr, not paul stanley.

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    BillWa  over 11 years ago

    Well, we can KISS this idea goodbye

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    knight1192a  over 11 years ago

    Never was a fan of KISS. But now you gotta wonder how this is going to play out with the band.

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    zero  over 11 years ago

    Will that croc proceed to brag endlessly about himself while lolling his prolapsed tongue?

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    Proginoskes  over 11 years ago

    I wanna croc and roll all night …

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    Hillbillyman  over 11 years ago

    KIss my Grits zebra neighbor

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    Sisyphos  over 11 years ago

    Oh, yeah! It’s a KISS croc, all right. Definitely not a Sting (wrestler) croc. And, yes, he does look in his makeup a bit like Zeeba Neighba. What he does not look like, fortunately, is any kind of Native American Warrior. As usual with the crocs, I’m pretty sure this will not end well for them.

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    Opus Croakus  over 11 years ago

    Zeeba want to rocka roll all niteAnd potty ebery day

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    daphilli  over 11 years ago

    Dude looks like a lady.

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    teresamayberry  over 11 years ago

    Shouldn’t the lipstick be black?

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    hariseldon59  over 11 years ago

    I guess they plan to use the KISS of death on Zebra.

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    bigbadpete  over 11 years ago

    A mix of my favourite comic strip and rock band. Pastis you will never cease to amaze me….

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    Number Three  over 11 years ago

    LOVE IT!

    Want an asprin, Zebra?

    LOL xxx

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    wordymom  over 11 years ago

    Me was made for loving zeeba neighba, baybee

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    gordrogb Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Please – no Plaster Casters!

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    route66paul  over 11 years ago

    That is “Sir Croc of Sheets” to you, pal.

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    Alpyne  over 11 years ago

    should have gone with the Demon

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    gnarlynick  over 11 years ago

    Live to win, Zeebas.

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    Spamgaard  over 11 years ago

    Wow, Paul Stanley never looked better…

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    captainofgondor  over 11 years ago

    Looks a lot like Johnny Depp as Tonto

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    Sherlock Watson  over 11 years ago

    Will the crocs have to take on the Phantom of the Park now?

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    Rickapolis  over 11 years ago

    Go Croc, looking hot!

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    Popeyesforearm  over 11 years ago

    Elton John’s Crocodile Rock just went off the charts

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    m.l.  over 11 years ago
    The crocs did improve, KISS was my mom’s favourite band.
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    SCOTT26  over 11 years ago

    the crocs are like a train wreck. i can not wait to see where this ends. (who gets killed this time.)

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    denferg  over 11 years ago

    Get a few more croc’s and they’ll have a KISS Army

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    Arianne  over 11 years ago

    Back in 1974, when we first heard of Kiss, we thought they were a joke. (Yet we were big Bowie fans… to each his own.) My sister and her boyfriend were big fans, though. When he sent the band some “Kiss” jewelry he had designed and created, they got invited to meet the group backstage at a concert. My sister said they were really just very nice. Check out this clip of Gene Simmons from the Mike Douglas show. You should only know!

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    rk  over 11 years ago

    You wanted the worst, you got the worst! The dumbest predators in the world…. CROCS!!

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    lin4869  over 11 years ago

    Oh my…if I had been drinking milk when I read this—nose fountain! Well done Mr. Pastis!

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    pugsandpickles  over 9 years ago

    FAIL!

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    Darth Revan II  over 3 years ago

    Actually, that is pretty intimidating, in a “killer clown” kind of way.

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    csroberto2854  over 2 years ago

    Rock N Roll City but Paul Stanley is a croc

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