Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 16, 2012

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    V-Beast  over 11 years ago

    Next stop on the tour: Cardiac wing the local hospital.

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    But clogging on bubble wrap relaxes me so….

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    What ever you do, don’t let them go to the bathroom, who knows what they’ll do to the drains….

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    I find bubbles so fragile, that they are hard to wrap…….

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Good one Dogsniff!

    And Varnes…. I always say that about bubble wrap.Useless.

    Like plastic wrap…. you CAN wrap plastic…. but why?

    And feathers so rarely get dusty…. a feather duster is useless too.

    Actually, someone gave me a multi-colored fluffy polyester thingy on a stick with a tag that says 24" Rainbow Duster.Waaaay too short.

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    J Short  over 11 years ago

    I hear that even the sinks and toilets were clogged.

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    J Short  over 11 years ago

    Knock off that racket!

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    buick322  over 11 years ago

    And it’s fun to smoke fish too but they’re hard to keep lit.

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    celeconecca  over 11 years ago

    I used to be a youth director. Twice a year we’d have silly day. One day I lined the youth room – ceiling, walls, floor, furniture – with bubble wrap. It only took 20 minutes to pop everything, and the kids remember it every time they see me.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 11 years ago

    Of course the bus could have been filled with women in stilletos, which would be even worse……wait, what am I thinking, stilletos are always BETTER!

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    underwriter  over 11 years ago

    http://virtual-bubblewrap.com/popnow-insane.shtml

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Hey Sue, have you ever tried to fence with a tin foil? . . or do chin-ups on a candy bar ? . . . .And NEVER try to wake up a sleeping bag . . ☺

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    iced tea  over 11 years ago

    Bubble wrap is a fun thing to have. Get those clogs ready!

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    PoodleGroomer  over 11 years ago

    Don’t worry. They’ll make more.

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