Close to Home by John McPherson for August 24, 2012

he can have mine.

That’s his story, and he’s sticking with it.

So, let me get this right: you leave your toenail clippings laying about, and the fairy comes, takes them away, and leaves you money?

So, the toenail fairy rips off your nails while you sleep or gives you a pedicure???

You’re all wrong. He comes in at night and turns them thick and yellow.

better watch out for the veruca gnome.

ewwww!!! but it is funny. lol

I think the “Toenail Troll” would have been funnier.

I think the fairy leaves you anti-fungal cream and Industrial Strength Foot Deodorant