Reluctant ones do not qualify ,your being mean to your best friend .Putting down rules for poor Hobbes,that are just plain mean.I cant believe he puts up with you when your like that.
So…. Calvin grew up (physically) , earned several advanced Degrees, changed his name and became Dr. Sheldon Cooper?!? I Swear they did that bit from Panel 2 on “The Big Bang Theory” recently….
Well, the USAF neglects certain factors, especially the little button Santa has on his sleigh innocuously marked “WH.” This alien technology stands for “wormhole” and – in conjunction with Rudolph’s glowing nose – is able to open instantaneous wormholes through space-time. More alien technology includes mass nullifier struts, so none of that weight is a factor. You’d think the USAF would know better!
I knew a kid like this in Dallas, Texas. His name was Donald Milliken and he later became a cop on the DPD force and was in Big D when JFK was murdered.
Maybe Calvin would be a better kid if he had a pet (a real one). Donald Milliken never had a pet and was the most hateful kid in school. Hmmm – no pet equals a hateful kid, is it that simple?
Mylar (polyester) is considered to be the safest and most stable plastic for archival use. Precious documents (like comic books) should be stored in mylar bags or buffered, acid-free paper.
Vandal00 over 11 years ago
Reluctant ones qualify, but they’re nowhere near as satisfying, dear.
Gigantor over 11 years ago
Hmm. Is Calvin related to Dr. Sheldon Cooper?
Linux0s over 11 years ago
“I hope you’re satisfied, Santa, darn you!” is probably not the best approach.
TheQadventures over 11 years ago
So this Santa reluctantly gives Calvin presents:)
ratlum over 11 years ago
Reluctant ones do not qualify ,your being mean to your best friend .Putting down rules for poor Hobbes,that are just plain mean.I cant believe he puts up with you when your like that.
Veridian over 11 years ago
So…. Calvin grew up (physically) , earned several advanced Degrees, changed his name and became Dr. Sheldon Cooper?!? I Swear they did that bit from Panel 2 on “The Big Bang Theory” recently….
rentier over 11 years ago
Hobbes nails it!
Phapada over 11 years ago
so nice Hobbes’s
RetroJenny over 11 years ago
Calvin, give it up! Just be your usual self and gladly accept some underwear. LOL
Ensoh over 11 years ago
Calvin is definitely going places in his life. Just can’t tell for sure whether he’s destined for Corporate or for Congress.
speedrunner123 over 11 years ago
calvin must hate being good seems like that
rshive over 11 years ago
They have to qualify! Calvin isn’t going to have any other kind.
Number Three over 11 years ago
Fussy Fussy!
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ewalnut over 11 years ago
Tongs are a bad idea. They’ll crimp the pages.
dbmeyer99 over 11 years ago
I will go ahead and apologize for my next post… its long but amusing with scietific data collected by the USAF in regards to Santa…
Vonne Anton over 11 years ago
Well, the USAF neglects certain factors, especially the little button Santa has on his sleigh innocuously marked “WH.” This alien technology stands for “wormhole” and – in conjunction with Rudolph’s glowing nose – is able to open instantaneous wormholes through space-time. More alien technology includes mass nullifier struts, so none of that weight is a factor. You’d think the USAF would know better!
Vonne Anton over 11 years ago
Most spontaneous acts of goodwill are a little reluctant because I hesitate whether or not it will be accepted.
Purple Ninja over 11 years ago
If they don’t qualify, Calvin is done for.
MysteryCat over 11 years ago
Calvin must think this comic will become a classic, and will be worth thousands in the future. Good luck, Cal.
Poollady over 11 years ago
One sincere apology to susie will wipe out all your awsh!ts Calvin
Aerin17 over 11 years ago
Newshound41 over 11 years ago
C&H is a politics free-zone.
yangeldf over 11 years ago
ah yes, the early 90’s, when people thought that comic books were some of the most valuable commodities in existence.
Daeder over 11 years ago
I always thought it was funny how anal Calvin is with his comics, yet he’s completely reckless and destructive with everything else!
Puddleglum2 over 11 years ago
I’ve heard of “The Reluctant Debutante”, but this is ridiculous!
calvinsfriend110 over 11 years ago
He has a big mouth.
caseyatbat16 over 11 years ago
I knew a kid like this in Dallas, Texas. His name was Donald Milliken and he later became a cop on the DPD force and was in Big D when JFK was murdered.
caseyatbat16 over 11 years ago
Maybe Calvin would be a better kid if he had a pet (a real one). Donald Milliken never had a pet and was the most hateful kid in school. Hmmm – no pet equals a hateful kid, is it that simple?
aejb over 11 years ago
Calvin is working is way for socks and underwear as gifts…
cookies333 over 11 years ago
He could at least try to have good will.
bmonk over 11 years ago
I saw a plaque in a store today: “If you are naughty, Santa brings you UNDERWEAR.”
JP Steve Premium Member over 11 years ago
Mylar (polyester) is considered to be the safest and most stable plastic for archival use. Precious documents (like comic books) should be stored in mylar bags or buffered, acid-free paper.
Gretchen's Mom over 11 years ago
Spontaneous acts of good will should NEVER come with “strings”!
jaybdd almost 11 years ago
LMAO Scrooge Jr
#dragonslayer about 2 years ago
yup