Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 19, 2012

It gets real after you get married.

That’ll be, Calvin!!

I miss Margueritem!

An opportunity if there ever was one – make it comprehensive and elaborate Calvin…

the fairer sex

Very Classified Information Calvin

They will not let that info out to any one,maybe for the best.

Sometimes you’re just paranoid; sometimes they really are out to get you.

Women are a mystery.

I love a good mystery…

This information changes on a daily basis

Hello you’are Calvin ? ha ha haa

Typing “why girls are so weird” into Google renders zillions of hits; Calvin just needs to wait until the Internet is invented.

Why isn’t this in the library? http://www.amazon.com/Why-Girls-Are-Weird-Novel/dp/0743469801

If there was such a book no guy would ever get within a mile of a girl. Except maybe for the masochists.

You have to look up individual issues, e.g. why girls are scared of bugs, why women like to shop, etc.

Why a man would take a wife is a mystery. Why a man would take wives is a bigamystery

“Two….; two wives.” Sorry, it’s early here

Not to YOU anyway, Calvin.

Love his face in the Last Panel.

xxx

“Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus” hasn’t been written yet…or maybe it has….what do I know? I’m from Mars. Those Venusians scare me.

Does Calvin realize that he was probably talking to a girl(woman) and more than likely was having trouble keeping astraight face while talking to this ‘little boy’

That information has restricted access. Don’t expect help from a female librarian and ask only when no females are in the building. Try a monastery library. Monks and friars know everything about women.

Calvin—a “man” ahead of his time! The 2000 page obamacare has nothing on this subject!

Don’t get emotional Calvin, it’s a mystery to many them as well. You will haft to do your own research. You can make it your life’s work. It could earn you the Nobel Prize, in fiction of course. :-)

Is this the filp side for D’s booger boys rant on the other non-logic strip?

And yet, it would be easy for her to find a book on why men are jerks…:-)

@Bob Minea,“…where’s reality when you knead it?”

It rises to the occasion!

Another take on relations between the sexes: today’s Hagar the Horrible.

We need a cross post to non sequitar – Clavin meet Dannee.

Once he asked for books about TNT.

Today’s strip brought to you by the letter O and the number $16 trillion. LOL!!

While you’re at it, Cal, see if you can dig up info on why boys are so gross. Thx

those librarians are a feisty bunch. A book like that would be a million seller.

The Vatican might have something on this hidden in some deep vault somewhere – I’ve heard they have lotsa stuff hidden away…maybe a great receipe for Apple Brown Betty, who knows?

Girls ARE so weird!

Well, he could start by reading some Deborah Tannen – YOU JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND is a great book

There’s research, but they keep changing so often it’s always out of date.

Humans in general tend to be a bit weird.

as a girl,we are weird because you boys always stare at us,duh,did you ever think about that matter.

“WOMAN ARE IRRATIONAL. THAT’S ALL THERE IS TO THAT.THEIR HEADS ARE FULL OF COTTON, HAY, AND RAGS.THEY’RE NOTHING BUT EXASPERATING, IRRITATING, VACILLATING, CALCULATING, AGITATING, MADDENING, AND INFURIATING HAGS.”

A HYMN TO HIMMY FAIR LADYLyrics by Alan Jay Lerner; Music by Frederick Loewe.)

The above comments may not be true, but they are the answers that Calvin seeks.

Look for “What Men Know that Women Don’t” by Rich Zubaty