Pat Oliphant for July 17, 2012
July 16, 2012
July 18, 2012
Transcript:
Woman: Big deal. Now what? Why can't you make real money like those guys! Punk: Back to the swamp. Homo sapiens, an evolutionary story (amended). Aquatic stage. Amphibian stage. The intelligence branch. Increased brain activity. Cave art. Discovery of language. Writing. Reading. Mathematics. Discovery of fire. Early hominids. Larger apes. Neanderthals. University football coach. N.C.A.A. Penn State.
Godfreydaniel over 11 years ago
Big-time college football factories aren’t a swamp so much as they’re all cesspools. Same with big-time college basketball factories, too, of course. Oliphant is really stretching the ol’ drawing muscles recently—I wish I could see this one in color.
Alexander the Good Enough over 11 years ago
Q: How many college football (OR basketball) players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one. And he gets 3 semester-hours for it.
jamnarama over 11 years ago
Great ‘toon! Sad but true! But he should’n’t he have had the ‘apes’ on the downhill path?
pirate227 over 11 years ago
It wasn’t the players (so far) that perpetrated or covered up these foul deeds.