Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 09, 2012

diplomacy prevails

I remember reading about a guy who always bought his wife a dress for her birthday, the size she wore when they were married. After making sure the store had an identical dress in her actual size, so she could exchange it without telling him.

So, how come now he’s “Fred” and a few days ago he was “Ted”?

I think I’ll try it

True story, my kid brother got married on his birthday so he wouldn’t forget his anniversary. BTW, his birthday is Feb. 14th, Valentines Day!

A perceptive bird who will most likely live a long life. But then the Perfesser has done none of this and seems to have lived equally long.

wow…and all these years i’ve been doing it the other way…..no wonder i am always in trouble !!!!

if I forget how many years she has, it is always one less than me, then I have to forget my age … hey, wait a minute, maybe that’s the point … hmmmmm

girls’ sp.