Ralph: I'm here to see Dr. Mercy!
Clerk: Sign in, please!
Ralph: Can you sign me in? I think my hand is broken! Actually, I just didn't want to use the same pen all these sick people signed in with!
ha. next thing you’ll avoid is a piece of birthday cake , just because somebody sprayed spittle all over the top of it in an attempt to blow out the candles.hm. might be a good idea, though, to leave the top part of the icing on the plate --just to be sure.that is, unless you want to give your immune system another hurdle
jobinky Premium Member over 11 years ago
…carry ins? Love it.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 11 years ago
ha. next thing you’ll avoid is a piece of birthday cake , just because somebody sprayed spittle all over the top of it in an attempt to blow out the candles.hm. might be a good idea, though, to leave the top part of the icing on the plate --just to be sure.that is, unless you want to give your immune system another hurdle
Corey Karvonen-Lee Premium Member over 11 years ago
I wonder if he’s a distant relative of Dr. Sheldon Cooper? Nah!
tbritt99 over 11 years ago
First smart thing Ralph has done since this strip opened.