Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 15, 2012

sometimes you are the windshield…

The fish didn’t get him, the praying mantis didn’t get him…..A Plymouth got him.

Why did the bug cross the road?

somebodyshort, no, Wiley IS a trip….

Dogsniff, thanks for the grammar lesson. What is Latin for SPLAT!?? BTW, I hope this guy knows better than to turn on the wipers…..

Aaand cue Men In Black…

I bet he wont have the guts to do that again.

Aaaaah, the futility of life. Pass the .38 please.

And then Men In Black begins.

Wiley, genius artist—all the emotions show so clearly!

Wow!

What a sad existence you must live…

@Number Six

Oh please, Number Six, the last thing I want to see right now on a Sunday are those numbers. Unless I hit the Lottery.

It was fate at its most vicious: The dude just had his car washed.

Yep! Pretty much sums it up. Some days you’re the bug – some days you’re the windshield.

Yeah, I always new that “ution” was “evol”!

Yeah, that looks about right.

htf did it get here??? it’s a toon, folks. laff at it.

Sweetly done, eh? Thanks.

Dang dragonfly! I just spent five minutes washing that windshield.

I’d rather have dragon flies committing suicide on my windshield than the #*^^@$%# lovebugs that plague us in Florida.

As was sung by Mark Knopfler, ’ Sometimes you’re the window shield, sometimes you’re the bug."

There are numerous lessons in life to be learned from today’s strip. . . Thank you Wiley!

Love the last panel. Great silent punchline.

The only thing that will get bug guts off the windsheild is rain water. Gonna be a long rest of the summer having to look artound it.

This one is really funny and all too true. No matter how many escapes you have, eventually you don’t escape.Once drove through a swarm of butterflies – what a mess!

And the last thing through his mind was his a**!!!!

Thanks Wiley, for another beaut’

An ye harm none, do what thou wilt.

Anthroprogenic depletion of the Earth’s bounties goes beyond global climate change!

As the Crocs would say "You geet bad job, you geet bad wife, you die. Beer you only fren!

@Chepi89The only thing that will get bug guts off the windsheild is rain water. Gonna be a long rest of the summer having to look artound it.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You don’t live in Florida. The accursed lovebugs defy almost any type of solvent to remove them from either windshield or grill.The worst of it is, if you don’t get them off your car,immediately, the chemicals in their nasty bodies will damage your paint.For those of you unfamiliar with them, they are called lovebugs because they commit hari kari on your car in inseparable pairs.

Happy, happy, FEAR. Wonder, happy, FEAR. Wonder, happy, oh s**t…… Darn that immoveable object!

Well, this could be the intro to a new MIB movie, or a Documentary – Murphy’s Law & Evolution…. Who Wins?

Ever notice the lone “big bug” will always splatter directly in your line of sight? Wiley did.

I think in the end he decided on, “I am, I evolved, I give up – what’s the point?”

LIfe’s a bitch, you die and then you realise there WAS a better way, after all.

Or as Qui Gon Jinn might have said, “There’s always a bigger windshield.”

Life’s a b*tch and then you die!

OMG! Life flashes before you… I’m a bug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And then the bus is stopped by border patrol, and it turns out that one of the people on it is an alien.