Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 28, 2012

Poor kid-of-today.

I prefer Yahoo! Answers. Sure the Qs and As are silly, but at least you try to learn something from various Yahoo! users worldwide.

Puh-leeze! you are on a horse-like creature, go do horse like things! Run, learn to jump, fall off a few times, go exploring, find some of those apples, visit Lucy over at Non Sequitur

The Ninja blender infomercial on the TV just told me best friends in the kitchen make smoothies and dough and pizza sauce.

Best friends get each other into trouble… and back out again!

Click on Pemi’s name and you’ll see that he’s been robo-posting that same message all over gocomics.

She’s got an Android phone?

i wonder what the search results were

Ah, the joys of the 21st century…

Thanks for taking the opportunity to attempt raining on my parade and spoiling my enjoyment of Heavenly Nostrils.

Oh, and before you start whinging in response:

1) I am a veteran.2) I don’t need some self-appointed, self-righteous prig going about on some crusade.

Well, if Phoebe was anything like I was at 9 (and I really hope she isn’t. :( ) I would have needed a primer on what friends were like, and what friends did, and expected, with each other. As for a best friend . . .

Let’s just say I had a better chance of discovering Marigold than I did a best friend.

Best friends navigate complex sign-in procedures to read their best friends’ material. Even if they have hooves instead of digits. :)

Just discovered HN, and I love it! Nice balance of sweet, snark, magic and mundane.

For Pheobe of course.