Big Top by Rob Harrell for April 07, 2013

Relish? I wouldn’t relish that, Wink. Spicy brown mustard, onion, jalapeño & sauerkraut is the only way to top a hot dog. And the dog and bun are best steamed.

And I buy Ballpark dogs and buns. Oscar Meyer are the most disgusting dogs I’ve ever had.

Today’s menu:Eggs any way you want ‘emHome friesBush’s beans, any styleSausageBaconHamWhole wheat or white toastDTWFNCPepsiJuice

Good Morning TRIBE! Eggs over easy for me, with sausage, home fries, toast and DTWFNC on the side. Thank You GROG!

The lion is an exceptional art critic!

Wink the mooch…I want my eggs in some pancake batter.And crispy bacon.And, I think I will warm up some peanut butter maple syrup.

Ohhhhhh………….scrambled eggs with bacon, and a side of bacon, please, Grog! Yum!

I prefer Hebrew National hot dogs myself. Those big thick 1/4 pounders………mustard, onions, woo hoo!

I sure miss Cupid’s Hot Dogs………a stand alone chain of hot dot stands in the L. A. area. They have the casings still on, and the crunch is awesome!

♪ Good Morning TRIBE! ♪

I’ll have eggs, sausage and DWFNC, thanks Grog.

I see Wink isn’t in to abstract art.

I don’t like grilled hot dogs. Grilled burger yes, but not dogs.

I’m a big proponent of pork also, so I’ll go for the beef/pork mix. Beef is not a big part of my diet. Pork and fish are my favorite dinner time entrees.

Well I gave up trying to repair my computer on my own and took it to the Office Depot. They repaired it right there. I had a burnt memory card. I asked about expanding memory and they said I could double the memory but do it cheaper by doing an online purchase. The repair wasn’t too expensive, but I wish I hadn’t shelled out money yesterday for something that didn’t work.

Grog – I’m glad you got it fixed!

How could you put ketchup on a hot dog, Alain? There is absolutely no place for that condiment on my table. I also don’t do the relish thing, but I will have a Vlassic Kosher Dill spear on the side.

I’ve also had hot dogs with Keen’s hot mustard, onion and banana peppers. Also delish!

When it comes to sauerkraut, I buy Gundelsheim. It’s the best store-bought brand I’ve tasted so far.

Alain, I don’t like ketchup on anything. There are always alternatives, as Spock would say. If Scotty had seen you put ketchup on your dog, he might have said, "Well, the haggis is in the fire now.

Ooops! Forgot that last quotation mark.

I have no doubt that that farm boy from Iowa would do something like that. I’m not sure I like his taste in food.