B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 31, 2012

primitive turf war

Ah, nothing like living next to the house proud neighbor…

How tasteful.

one neighbor who’s a hood

Looks like the beginning of the Flintstone’s neighborhood.

One of those Primates who thinks he’s God’s Gift to Nature.

(rolls eyes)

Is it a winding path that leads to success?

So you’re trying to tell us the Greeks and Romans copied their pillars and porticos from B.C.?

“Never Stop Improving”.

And when he becomes older, he’ll be the one yelling, “Get off my lawn!”

Next thing you know there will be HOA rules about this.

Class envy.

Looks a little like the yellow brick road.

Read The Big Orange Splot.

There are worse ways of competing

Grass isn’t for cutting…

i gave directions to my mother in law to home depot once…..but she got mad at me because i gave her the wrong directions…it was to the Train Depot…..oh well, nice try….

It’s so easy even a caveman can do it. (sorry)

Now-a-days it’s the oppisite. One junked up yard in a neighborhood of cared for yards.

And thus, the phrase “Keeping up with the Cro-Magnans” was coined.

So is that Peter’s cave or is he just the groundskeeper?

Pride goes before a fall.

i live in a trailer park, where you rent the dirt you park on. people do this wierd kind of stuff here, too, and ain’t it wild when some trailer gets moved in/out and management rips up all their stuff that’s in the way (and charges them $50/hr + $100 per truck-load to do it!).

GOOD!